Our Morton Grove, IL correspondent has informed us that the Public Storage facility in that town seems to be having a problem finding a plumber in that suburb just outside of Chicago. Are the plumbers on strike or something? We’ve heard nothing about this!
For the past 5 or 6 days, the Morton Grove, IL Public Storage has closed down its sole toilet facility for reasons unknown. This facility probably serves over a hundred people a day, but it has been shut down for a week while the Public Storage “management” searches for a competent plumber willing to work for peanuts. Isn’t this some kind of health code violation? Where are their customers supposed to “go”? What are moving crews and the numerous landscaping crews who use this facility going to do when they find that the toilet is out of order? They’ll probably just find a nice quiet place behind one of the stored vehicles at the place and let nature take its course! How nice for the families who come to get their summer clothing and patio furniture out of storage! You’d think that the scum who run Public Storage would at least have the decency to rent a port-a-potty or something so that the customers wouldn’t have to drop trou behind a car or work van and take a dump, but no! These pigs care only about one thing: profits! And their customers can just go to hell if they expect basic services at Public Storage in Morton Grove, IL!